milf in training
an attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.
see britney spears
britney spears was photographed wearing a t-shirt that said, “milf in training”
what a stupid wh-r-.
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a hott woman who happens to be pregnant
if eva lonoria was pregnant, she would be a “milf in training”
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