milf-jockey
a wide or dumb-looking person.
homeless guy – “hey.”
homeless chick – “what?”
homeless guy – “you see that dude right there?”
homeless chick – “yeah.”
homeless guy – “that dude’s a milf-jockey.”
homeless chick – “i want a divorce.”
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