Milf-life
the shelf life of a milf; how long a milf will remain a milf, given unchanging environmental conditions.
1) dude, you’re mom’s hot. i would have thought that by her age, she’d be a crone, but she’s still got about a 3 year milf-life.
2)- dag, that chick’s kickin’.
– what are you talkion’ about? she exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.
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