Milf Magnet
a male 18-25 that is typically considered the “nice guy” and is ignored by other girls; a guy that is willing to accept a woman who is pregnant and/or has infants as long as the relationship is right. these are usually teen moms or moms in their young 20’s wherein the biological father is not involved whatsoever, allowing the young male to move in as the father figure before the child gets too old to worry.
“all the teen moms were looking to john for the stability, and the fact he had a secure job. he was lonely and vulnerable to her seduction. he is a milf magnet…”
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