milf wagon
a cl-ss of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child’s status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.
popular milf wagons include the chevy suburban, chevy tahoe, range rover, gmc yukon, toyota land cruiser, toyota seqouia, and the lincoln navigator.
“my favorite milf wagon is the onstar-equipped chevy tahoe with side window weather deflectors. this vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf sn-tch wipe right off!”
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