Militant Pedestrian


a person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.
after braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light i honk in annoyance.
he turns round and flips me off making me wish i hadn’t braked but instead floored it and made him into p-ssata,
leaving me thinking “i f-cking hate militant pedestrians.”

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