milk

milk is the substance that runs from a cow’s solanum mammosum, which is also called “udder.” the solanum mammosum also contains a cow’s urethral tract, in which the urine flows, therefore making “milk” cow urine.
mabel : “would you look at that cow! it has some nice milk!!”
alex : “mabel! the milk is delicious! like cow pee!”
katherine : “surely you ladies know that milk in fact is urine!!!!!”
alex and mabel in unison: “wow!!!”
lenni : smh “amateurs, the udders are both b–bs and the wee wee! 2 b–bs or 4!?!?!?!?!?!?”
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thats milk for you
the most tasty sh-t ever.
although milk comes from cow t-ts, it’s still really good.
a liquid that edward elric harbors an extreme hatred for.
if edward did drink milk, perhaps he wouldn’t be the size of a bean.
milk is hope. hope for midgets, like myself to grow taller.
milk = calcium

calcium = stronger bones

stronger bones = become taller

become taller = an end to dwarfism! =d
noun :
common form – bovine glandular secretions, a food product

general – lactose and protein rich fluid that any female mammal produces in it’s mammary gland to feed it’s young.

verb:
common form – often used in slang to suggest a s-xual act done on males, see hand job ; to draw milk from the mammary glands of an animal in order to collect it

general – to extract
a: “mmmm, i loves me some milk in my kix!”

b: in order to get a good scoop, the reported milked the mayor for information about the upcomming ellection.
to ron burgundy, an inappropriate substance to be drinking in hot weather. it also has a high level of calcium.
ron: milk was a bad choice!
(verb:) single-mindedly to m-st-rb-t- a male to the point where he -j-c-l-t-s his “milk” sperm. use of this term suggests the extraction is more for the amus-m-nt and/or satisfaction of the “milker” than that of the person selected to be “milked”. (verb also found in combinations such as: “milk the snake”, “milk the milkman”)
tracy used to boast to her friends that any man she could not milk within two hours of meeting, was not worth knowing.
similar to milf, milk stands for mother i’d like to kill.
guy 1: “how was your date with angie? did you get to meet her parents?”
guy 2: “oh angie’s great but her mom is such a milk! wouldn’t shut up about how i was ten minutes late and how ‘irresponsible’ i am.”