Milk Bidet


the traditional bidet -n-l cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.
“i just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that chipotle and my -sshole is burning something fierce… double ply tp just wont do, i need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around… i need… a milk bidet!

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