Milk Carton Man


where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. the bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating’s life without explanation.
maggie asked scarlett, “how’s ed?” scarlett replied, “girl, i think he’s gone milk carton man. he hasn’t called. no text. no email. i haven’t seen him. nothing.” maggie commented, “yeah,well, we’ll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure.”

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