milk emergency


when you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly need milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.
i stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because i had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the bas-m-nt while playing minecraft and jerking off.

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