milk fart
a fart that’s the result of lactose intolerance — the lactose sugars can’t be digested, and end up causing the sufferer to fart, and the resulting gas comes out smelling literally like sour milk (since the body can’t break it down).
i have to have my cereal with soy milk instead of real milk – otherwise, i end up with cramps and wicked milk farts. it’s awful.
a fart that travels through a t-rd before exiting the -ss, creating a very pungent aroma. a milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the t-rds have made their way close to the b-tthole, creating the filter that your gas will p-ss through on it’s way out.
“d-mn.. that b-tch brenda just laid out a milk fart, i’m f-cking nautious.”
a very watery, bubbly flatulation that reminds one of blowing bubbles in milk. one may have to wipe after said fart.
dude 1: -riiiiipppp- oh, yeah!
dude 2: man that was a milk fart.
dude 1: i know. i think i need to check my shorts.
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