Milk Napkin
insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. a fake person.
wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. but ever since he moved to the ghetto he’s turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. lately he’s been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.
two months ago margaret saw danielle’s grandpa take a sh-t in church. now margaret does it every sunday. what a wrinkly old milk napkin.
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