milk squid
the result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.
“oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? ”
“yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, earl.”
“mmmmmhmmm, but earl is the best d-mn milk squid that we ever did see. “
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