milking the goat
to leave the room, m-st-rb-t- onto your hand, and then return, giving someone a high-five or shaking their hand.
eww he totally just milked the goat on me.
when two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat
jack: dude, i know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
bill: i don’t know man, she is pretty dirty…. but i’m always down for getting milked
jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!
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