milking the trouser snake
masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
manually stimulating your p-n-s with your hand to achieve -rg-sm.
“mom walked in while i was milking the trouser snake.”
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