milkmaid express
a quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. the male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the p-n-s and b-llsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. the female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
my manager gave me a milkmaid express in the stockroom last night after close.
rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing i know i was getting the milkmaid express.
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