milktard


one who has a problem digesting milk, most likely due to being lactose intolerant.
i think i’ll p-ss no milk and cookies – you know, i’m a milktard.
a person whose main source of nourishment is milk but he still can’t avoid getting a milk moustache when drinking milk.
my little brother is a milktard.

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