Milky Beach Towel
when a girl lactates during intercourse and then the fluids are cleaned up with a beach towel.
guy 1: hey, ur mom gave me a milky beach towel
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: look it up on urban dictionary
Read Also:
- minimax
(verb) attempting to click the mimimize b-tton on your browser to avoid it being seen by someone and accidentally hitting maximize. bob got fired after minimaxing p-rno in front of his boss.
- hurricane magnet
another term for hurricane. the hurricane was heading for south beach miami, so we set up a hurricane magnet in north miami where n-body would be missed.
- jajangalang
a limp p-n-s. i was walking down the street the other day with a c-ke in one hand and my jajangalang flapping in the breeze.
- Minute Moonshine
alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety. “here, take a hit of this minute moonshine.” “sure.” -stumbles around and does stupid sh-t- -five minutes later- “how are you feeling?” “pretty good. sober now, though.”
- ROTFLSHMMCIATIHASSSCTPAIGTTHBTTFOINRHAS
rolling on the floor laughing so hard my mom comes in and thinks i’m having a stroke so she calls the paramedics and i go to the hospital but then they find out i’m not really having a stroke boy 1: -typing online- haha i saw my mom’s b–b! boy 2: rotflshmmciatih-sssctpaigtthbttfoinrhas! -has serious face- […]