Milky River


the act of sticking a pregnant woman’s nipple into a male urethra and forcibly making her lactate at the same time that you receive a hand-job. all that comes out of the p-n-s should then be directed down the woman’s esophagus.
“hey dude, did you just show her the milky river?”

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