Milledgeville, IL
really small, farming community about 120 miles west of chicago. this town literally has nothing to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. the only excitement on a sat-rday night, is driving down to sterling and hanging out at wal-mart or the geriatric playground called the northland mall.
teacher — “johnny, why were you so late for cl-ss today?”
johnny — “sorry, i got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain….”
teacher — “ah, don’t you love stress-free country living in milledgeville, il?…”
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