Millenium Wank
when you want a bit of a spiritual feeling with your masturbation.
a brother simply m-st-rb-t-s with an aim to finish at midnight, the spiritual feeling coming from the fact that many other men worldwide are at the same thing.
it brings the community together well.
black jew: “ohh dude i had the greatest millenium w-nk last night”
white muslim: “woaahh mann, me too. we’re like brothers now mann”
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