Millennial

special little snowflake.

born between 1982 and 1994 this generation is something special, cause mom and dad and their 5th grade teacher mrs. winotsky told them so. plus they have a whole shelf of partic-p-tion trophies sitting at home so it has to be true.

they believe themselves to be highly intelligent, the teachers and lecturers constantly gave them “a”‘s in order to keep mom and dad from complaining to the dean. unfortunately, n-body explained to them the difference between and education and grade inflation so they tend to demonstrate poor spelling and even poorer grammar.

at work, millennials believe themselves to be overachievers who just aren’t understood by their loser bosses. even mom said so when she showed up for the interview. they are the only generation in the universe to understand the concept of work life balance and to actually want to find a fulfilling career. all those gen x losers just don’t get it what with hoping to keep their jobs and pay the bills but they are just corporate drone so who cares what they think? they should be smart like millennials and get mom and dad to pay for that stuff until they can work out what they want to do with their lives and then get rich doing it.
well, i’ve been here at this job for 6 months now and i’ve been on time mostly so i should get a raise now ’cause i’ve paid my dues.
did you know we are the most technologically advanced generation, like eva? and smart too. they call us millennials cause we were born before the millennial i think.
generation coming of age around the beginning of the millennium. born from 1980-1990.
the millennials are f-cked for health care
born between 1982 and 1995, millennial is the term used to describe the next generation. characteristics include: a strong sense of citizenship, moral, confident, sociable, street smart, diverse. millennials often are -ssociated with being optimistic, stubborn and civic. some important events of this generation include the columbine shooting, the death of princess diana, world trade center attacks (1993 and 2001), iraq. trends include: internet chat, reality tv, school violence, multiculturalism. through test scores and surveys millennials are showing more potential intellectually than their predecessors.
me- 15 years old, internet junkie, smart, comp-ssionate, responsible, confident, independant, ambitious, aware, talented, curious.