millennial relationship
two straight people who are too afraid of commitment to define their relationship status. i.e. basically an open relationship without the commitment. essentially, you’re both in default until something better comes alone.
a millennial relationship is when somebody watches your dog when you’re on vacation and while on vacation you go on dates with someone else.
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