millennieitis
the inflammation of a millennial. the presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling ent-tled to life without pain. pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the “common cold” or a “differing opinion”. typically found within the millennia generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-millennials feeling similarly ent-tled, and can be referred to “millennieitis by poxy”.
michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.
“is it serious?” mom asks.
“no, its millennieitis”
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