Millennium Falcon Blasters
when you put 2 fingers in her v-g-n- and 2 fingers in her -sshole. then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the millennium falcon from star wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. you can also quote star wars while in the s-xual act, like:
“don’t get c-cky kid!”
“they’re coming too fast!”
i was doing the the
millennium falcon blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a tie fighter!
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