Milt MILF
basically a milf but with more experience and sells her body at a cheaper rate than other hookers.
cheaper to run , funner to b-m give her a fiver and she will make you c-m.
kurt – “hey, milt milf give us a ride!”
milt – “ok fiver, hop on”
kurt – “yes!sweet”
tom – “seconds please”
milt – “£2.50 each, you can both ride me!”
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