Milted


milted is when you get f-cking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat sh-t and then try to make fun of how many times i used and in the same sentence and then eat my sh-t anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????
bend over and scream rape you f-cking newb~
1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and sh-t.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.
“dude…why do you smell so bad?”

“man, i just got milted and i haven’t had a chance to shower.”

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