Milton

freakin awesome, real tight, someone who displays desireable characteristics…
man that dude is totally milton.
a small town just south of boston, which borders on quincy, dorchester, and mattapan. as a “cut through” town from the city, milton has little to offer. with some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. but really, who needs a supermarket when you can have newcombs everyday? known for its rich sn-bby att-tude and elderly nosey residents, milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. they will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the q’s, the dome, and the crater. they will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to milton high. milton will beat braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an eastside and a westside.
teen: “milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?”
a sweat hearted guy,
a man that respects all women no matter what

very small or no temper at all
oh that milton is so good to me
the fat, gl-sses-wearing guy from office sp-ce that loves his red swingline stapler. often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
milton: “if, if they take my stapler, i’m, i’m just gonna set the building on fire.”

milton: “i, i believe you have my stapler.”
the most adorable, kind hearted guy you will ever meet. dont take him for granted hes quiet sometimes but gets wild, great kisser and bubbly personality. he goes hard , punches hard as sh-t. he falls in love easily, loves ferraro roche. s-xy -ss mother f—-r ! he is simply amazing.
me: is that milton?
person : yeah ! omg he looks so cute today
someone who does something “negative stereotypically black”; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
“this milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him”

quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
when playing the card game hearts, the milton is the player who stops the power run. this is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a power run for that hand.
nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden jeff walljewed, and took the final heart.

“f-ck this game,” yelled nad, flipping the table.

“one point milton!” exclaimed jeff as he reached for the scorecard.

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