milwaukee blizzard
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into your s-xual partner’s hair and rubbing it into the scalp. origin of the word milwaukee in the definition remains unknown. some believe it is because it originated in milwaukee, others believe it is due to the state of wisconsin’s heavy snowfall.
woman 1:”i couldn’t believe that douche bag!”
woman 2:”what did your man do this time?”
woman 1:”without warning he gave me a milwaukee blizzard during s-x last night! it took forever to get out!”
woman 2:”haha! oh sh-t, i thought you just had dandruff!”
woman 1:”you mean i didn’t get it all out?!?”
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