Milwaukee pedicure
when you c-m in a girl’s shoes while she’s sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there’s a fire and to put on her shoes.
last night after i f-cked lizzy, i gave her a milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my c-m.
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