Milwaukee Power Wash
using a cheap beer, preferably a miller product or old style (if you have no respect for the woman feel free to use milwaukee’s best), is the best way to give a woman an authentic milwaukee power wash.
during s-xual intercourse grab a bottle or can of beer and shake vigorously while bringing your woman toward climax. as she’s close to -rg-sm pop the beer open and aim the stream at her cl-toris. this will enhance her experience and potentially bring a would-be one night stand back for more.
contrary to the name of the move, it originated in the chicago-land area, and the beer of choice was commonly old style which is brewed in milwaukee.
lyle: i took this chick home last night and gave her a milwaukee power wash.
bob-ay: how’d that go?
lyle: really well! i executed it perfectly and she’s been calling me her g-d.
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