mimes

mimes are a bunch of c-ck smoking b-st-rds! whoever decided that we should pay people to say nothing and go around annoying people should have a hot poker shoved up their -ss!
when the mime tried to pull that “i’m stuck in a box sh-t” i kicked him directly in the t-st-cl-s.

mime!
originating in ancient greece, mimes (or pantomimes) are people who act out a story by moving their body. this is done without the use of speech, so in a way, it is similar to interpretive dance.
some popular miming actions are rope-climbing, “trapped in the box”, the invisible wall, and leaning on air.
i went to the theater yesterday to watch the mime performance.
someone who, once arrested, has the right to remain silent.
as a mime artist, you have rights.
terrible things to waste.
a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste…
a form of art, similar to unmade bed by tracy emin. however, tracy gets paid shedloads for her sh-te, whereas mime artists are rightly shunned.
on the discworld, there is a city called ankh-morpork which is free from mime artists. they are chained over the scorpion pit, upside down, with the ever-helpful phrase “learn thee words” emblazoned across the walls.
one who abstains or does not hold the ability to produce vocal noise during s-xual activity.
bob: how did last night go with cindy?

john: oh, the s-x was great. except for the fact that she was such a mime, girls who are loud turn me on.
to mime someobdy it to bust a load so m-ssive on their face that it becomes all white and looks like a mime.
uuuhhh! uuuhhh! uuhhyou look like a mime!!!

i mimed her. she loved it.

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