Mimmack


a “mimmack” is a genital shaving mis-adventure caused when a f-ggoty guy decides to chicken out and use one of those girly creams or sprays rather than a good old fashioned razor (like what real men do) when shaving his nads which results in the p-b-s shrivelling up, turning white and resembling the burnt shrivelled remains of a carrier bag on the end of a stick that has been set alight.
“decided to shave my nads last night and ended up with a complete f-cking mimmack” !!!

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