mimosa


a mimosa is a squished papango (see also papango)

(nb: it is also a light and fruity, french beverage)
“mummy, please may i have some juc de mimosa?”
a mixed drink containing orange juice and champagne.
i ordered a mimosa at a sw-nky bar in the city.
what alcoholics drink for breakfast.
let’s go out sat-rday night and catch up for a mimosa brunch on sunday.
fart.
daniel: smell my mimosa!
g-d i love this woman!!! who wouldn’t! hot, s-xy, loyal, fun….did i mention s-xy! always up for a laugh & always there when you ar crying too! love you lot’s mim! xxxx
mimosa is the best friend anyone could ever have…
a variation on the cl-ssic beverage, the “aphrodesia mimosa” consists of an “emergencee” vitamin packet poured into a cheap american beer. usually consumed before noon. invented out of necessity by the band aphrodesia while on tour.
“there’s a tecate rolling around on the floor somewhere, grab that old emergencee off the dashboard and make yourself a mimosa.”

“that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve ever tasted”
b-tch drink, such as champagne mixed with orange juice
jack: d-mn that chick got a mimosa!
aj: i would tap that, wish she wasn’t such a p-ssy drinker!

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