mimp

a puckering of the lips or mouth.
mimp before you kiss my -ss!
musical improviser

a musician, usually keyboardist, who improvises music to support improv theater performances.
the mimp played a wide variety of tunes for that “sing about it!” scene.
“dammit!” on remulac. see coneheads.
mimps! how dare you consort with randy humans without my permission?
pimp for m-sseuses.
john: i good really used a good m-ssage. i am so tense.
ben the mimp: i can swing you in at 1:10 with monster hands caleb.
m.i.m.p
like a p.i.m.p (prost-tute in my possession.)

m.i.m.p is a woman with men in my possession. she easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite s-x (or same s-x) into doing her dirty work, or being her s-x slave. basically the “boss.” warning: this b-tch is usually crazy as f-ck, and will show up 9 months later with your, “no strings attached” child..
the m.i.m.p is usually spotted by saying or doing one of three things.
1: “we can be friends, no strings attached.”
2: “don’t fall in love with me.”
3: stares at you during your “first kiss,” run!
momma that is a pimp
yo brah, you check out lisa? she is a total mimp
pimpa pimp exclusivley pimping
milfs he/she may also pimp all kinds of other beings but specializes in the pimping of milfs
h-rny crackhead:”yo man! do u know where i can find some1 who knows alot about crazy old hoes!”
mimp:”just check out mimp inc. or your friendly neighbourhood mimp call 1-900-mimpmy-ss for a mimp near you!”