mind job
when one’s mind is blown.
instead of, “that blows my mind,” you say, “you just gave me a mind job.”
also known as an mj
someone tells a wild story, you say: “you just gave me the best mind job. nice work.”
1. something that just makes you sit back and say “daammn” or “dayum”.
my first experience in an all-nude strip club was one h-ll of a mindjob.
the act of blowing someone’s mind
alix- “…yeah, it blew my mind”
joe- “oh man, you totally just got a mindjob”
the art of having your mind blown at the same time as your d-ck
whoa man i just got the greatest mind job
something deliberately done to confuse an onlooker. also see mindf-ck.
he’s messing with my head, i know it. every conversation with him is just one big mindjob.
a rather fantabulous exercise that consists in getting in your mind everything that real life won’t grant you.
i’m giving myself and awsomical mindjob involving clive owen helping me to fix a flat tyre in the rain.
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