Mind Orgasm
when a statement is so groundbreaking, mind boggling, or amazing, that it causes a state of mental -j-c-l-t–n.
dude 1- ” omg they just cut off the end of the song!!”
dude 2- ” dude, i was on the cusp of mind -rg-sm, and they just pulled out!!”
dude 1- ” indeed fine sir.”
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