mind over bladder
the power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
joe: dude! stop the car! i really need to take a p-ss right now!!
pete: no can do, man! just use your mind over bladder!
when one uses their mind to block out urinary needs. the most effective way for a male is by having an erection; thus the s-m-n and urine wouldn’t mingle.
i used mind over bladder when i had to take a leak during this awesome movie. i thought of doing that chick in front of me to help get me through the whole thing.
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