mind wank
basically having a w-nk in your mind..usually over someone s-xy…(but doesn’t have to be)…just taking the time to picture them in their s-xiness.
can be done by either gender…woo!
-warning- may be accompanied by homer simpson-like drool noises
e.g 1.)
in hmv watching man perving over a poster of avril lavigne
laura:look at him having a mind w-nk over avril
liz:eurgh
e.g 2.)
liz and laura(me)sitting down in rackhams waiting for laura c(not me) to try on some clothes
laura:-insert name- is so fit isn’t he?
liz: oh,i know yea! he would so get it!
laura: he’s just so gorgeous…i think i need a mind w-nk now!
liz: me too!
silence for a few moments
laura: half naked kylie on that t.v is putting me off..dammit!!
liz: you still having your mind w-nk?
laura: trying to…..why?
liz: because i need a tissue!
-the above examples are purely fictional,as laura and liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time-
from the latin “mindus w-nkus” a form of masturbation which the only organ involved is ur mind, there is no tissue needed and u can have them in public and not get arrested
normally accours wen a fit/s-xy/good lookin person is near or being day dreamed/fantasised about
an exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.
“so you think that batman could beat superman in a fight? okay, i’m up for a quick mindw-nk.”
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