mind your house


fotball term, protect your own goal. written in a fotball novel.
mind your house! that w-nker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. he probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. the ball was down at the barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.

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