Mindmate


for instances between friends when you find someone whose brain works so similar to yours that it is as if you share a brain.

symptoms include:

speaking in unison without intention.
thinking of the same thing at the same time.
telepathic communication.
two people are walking down the side of the road when they p-ss julia roberts.

they both say: “i’ve heard she’s a c-nt…”

one says. “we are such mindmates!”

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