Mindogasing
the art of manipulating computer or computer related shizzles in attaining ultimate collosalness in weaseling yourself into unlimited internet access or unlimited electronic bliss. often used to describe ultimate computer programming status.
man kevin is mindogasing so well, he must be the ultimate wifi weasel.
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