Mindsterbating
the act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pr-nography.
friend 1- why didnt you answer your phone?
friend 2- sorry, i was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
friend 1- you’re pathetic.
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