Mindsterbation
when your mind is only focused on having s-x with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your s-xual daydream.
billy: dude what’s wrong with hunter?
john: he’s thinking about having a 3-way with katy perry and his girl emily.
billy: cl-ssic case of mindsterbation?
john: yup.
derived from the term mind-f-cking, where when mind f-cking one self, one tends to mindsterbate, therefore the word directs towards the situation to when a person is f-cking with ones on mind he tends to be mind-f-cking
joe: i have been f-cking with my mind, with all this arithmetic and alcohol
harry: yeah dude i guess mindsterbation of a higher form
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