minecraft shark
the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.
guy 1 ” fml, i got pwned by a minecraft shark.”
guy 2 ” come here, you need a hug.”
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