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• bodyswerve

  to give something a miss, to intentionally avoid something. hey man, there’s a party round at rick’s tonite, i’m definately giving that one a bodyswerve.

• melodic

  1. a term denoting the use of melody in a song. also soothing or “soft” noises in a song. 2. term bands will relentlessly use to definie their new record. 3. prefix added to several types of aggressive music 1. have you heard the new poison the well record? it’s so melodic! 2. “yeah our […]

• Boflexing

  when you wife gets caught cheating. my wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for father’s day. she was boflexing around on me.

• fuckmat

  ah bed that has no frame or head board and sits on the floor and only is used for f-cking. this b-tch sleeps on ah (f-ckmat)

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