miners glove
while having -n-l s-x with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her v-g-n-, twist the wrist then m-st-rb-t- using her colon wall.
kristi is into fisting, so while -ss ramming her i plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. it was as if her colon were a miners glove.
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