ming mong


someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.
that guy is a ming mong.
they are all newhaven ming mongs
a term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.
“awww, what a cute little ming mong, i just want to pick it up and squeeze it!”
a person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of sp-ce, a ‘ming mong’ is present throughout all societies. the local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a “ming mong”. there are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:
you’re such a ming mong, jon

jon the ming mong!

stop acting like a ming mong
simply a mixture of a minger and a mong, basically a disgustingly fugly person that should only be allowed out in daylight if they live on a council estate.
eeuuugh!!! look at that mingmong over the road
a minger who also mongs. like me!
“that brian surrrrrrrrre mingmongs…”
someone who is really ugly, so god d-mn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.
omg! you see that ming mong!
a chinese geek that sells you cr-ppy computers and takes your money
“what chu saying, i work at bcom! give me your fried rice” -mingmong

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