Mingtea
very, very long
good lord! that’s almost as lengthy as a mingtea!
can cackle a gladdis at 50 yards
soft, strong and very very long
i wipe my -rs- with mingtea
….just fyi
1.to be s-xy
2.studly
3.to be gifted in the manhood department
omg cheez, your such a mightea
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