Mini-Freakout
a ‘mini-freakout’ is the unsuccessful, near -rg-sm state of a severely drunken male receiving f-ll-t– from his female partner.
similar to multiple–rg-sms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. it is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of christ found in one, or both partners. the father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending s-m-n -j-c-l-t–n and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, ‘ghost’ s-m-n.
a mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.
“hey man, i was getting blowies but i was blasted on stoli gold. i went thrice mini-freakout and felt the hand of g-d stopping me from releasing my seed pre-marriage!”
“was it a mini-freakout or a case of the dry click?”
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